It’s never a dull game when Manuel Neuer’s between the posts.
The German shot-stopper is back and fans will be delighted to know that he’s up to his old tricks again.
Neuer was in flying form during Bayern Munich’s penalty shoot-out loss to Wolfsburg in the German Super Cup on Saturday evening, The man who’s responsible for more German heart attacks than *insert appropriate, non-racist reference here* nearly sent his manager into cardiac arrest a couple of times during the game.
The first time he charged off his line into No Man’s Land, everything went swimmingly for the keeper.
https://twitter.com/ActuFoot_/status/627551416266158080
The second time, he was extremely fortunate and had to rely on Kevin De Bruyne “pulling a Torres” to spare his blushes.
De Bruyne just did a Torres. Lucky Neuerhttps://t.co/WwH0Mkb7Lp #vine
— Les Meilleurs Vines (@OhWhatTheVine) August 1, 2015