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14th Feb 2015

VINE: This shriek is proof that Eden Hazard takes fussball far too seriously

No spinning

Kevin McGillicuddy

The source of so many arguments

Fussball is one of the most under-appreciated sports known to man. In fact we’d argue that it takes even more skill for  players with feet made out of plastic to score goals than actually those lads with moveable parts doing so every week on a proper pitch.

Eden Hazard clearly agrees as he let out a blood curdling shriek when he scored past Chelsea team mate Cesar Azpilicueta and did a neat little twirl as well on TV last night.

The Belgian and the full back were appearing on Chelsea TV,and because they have no FA cup commitments, they took part in a game of table-top football,or fussball as its better known.

Hazard struck first with the opening goal using the clearly banned technique of spinning to score past the hapless plastic goalkeeper.

If he was playing against us he wouldn’t get away with that kind of cheating, but clearly he’s spent too much time under Jose and now he doesn’t even have any regard for rules of any football based game. Disgusting.

H/T 101greatgoals

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