We’ll give the Ballon d’Or holder the benefit of the doubt.
Cristiano Ronaldo came up with an outrageous pass in the first half of Real Madrid’s game against Levante.
With a high ball dropping behind him, ol’ Ronnie was determined not to let his passing stats drop by a single digit as he flicked his heel behind him and guided the ball to Isco’s feet.
Cynics will say it was a stroke of good fortune. Ronaldo will say it was 100% intended. Lionel Messi will say “screw that guy” in Spanish.