The answer you’re looking for is velcro.
It’s a new year, it’s meant to be a new start for everyone. You’ll get thin, you’ll get fit, you’ll avoid all the embarrassing things that held you back in 2014.
And if you’re a football manager you might eventually get to grips with one of the the most complex issues that face you and your fellow pros in the modern era-how not to look like a complete fool when trying to do up your jacket while on the sideline.
If only it were so simple for poor Arsene Wenger. The man who has had years of issues trying to get nice and warm on the sideline came a cropper once again at the expense of the humble zip during Arsenal’s FA cup win over Hull.
The really sad thing is how quickly he gives up:
Just put your hands in your pockets and pretend nobody noticed.
Of course it’s not the first time he’s had a few bothers with getting a zip up on his lovely warm looking puffy jacket:
If there isn’t twitter account set up in honour of the dodgy zip on his jacket we’ll be very disappointed.