‘Whass’is’name’ and ‘the thing go bang’.
That is all we have managed to decipher so far.
Paul Merson was in typically Merse form on Soccer Saturday today as he shared his Behan-esque musings on football.
Earlier on, Merson was caught on-air having a spot of soup for his lunch.
Enjoying your lunch @PaulMerse @SkySportsNewsHQ pic.twitter.com/9rIQWiMAI2
— Chris Machin (@chris_machin) May 2, 2015
Never change.
