Bag it and bring it home.
We’re good citizens and not disgusting animals so we know what to do with our litter.
We’re also normal human beings but for those among us who are slightly above normal then clearly different rules apply.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic was in a training session this week ahead of Sweden’s clash with Denmark and decided when there’s no bin around to use a camera man’s lens as the ideal dumping spot for his piece of fruit instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC-CXgNpQX0
It’s not even full eaten either.
At least the snapper took it in good spirits.
After training, Zlatan also found time to offer up an opinion on Real Madrid’s teenage starlet Martin Odegaard.
He told reporters, ‘It’s not easy to say, but he has a father that controls everything completely. First he must grow up and become a man and then get rid of his father.
‘He did well, played straightforwardly and didn’t lose many balls. He has a long time to get even better. It’s good that he’s already playing for his country.’
In other words, Papa Don’t Preach.
H/t to Eurosport