I mean, it was never actually going to happen, was it?
After years of declaring his undying love for Manchester United, and dropping int after hint that he fancied his chances of togging out at Old Trafford, the fastest man in the world has decided he’s actually not that keen on it.
Usain Bolt has revealed – and we use that word loosely – that he no longer harbours ambitions to make it with United, citing Alex Ferguson’s retirement, and the fact that he just seem’s to have realised that the weather is brutal in Manchester.
Still, it was a harmless bit of craic while it lasted.