Ahead of his regular video series exclusively for SportsJOE.ie, APOEL Nicosia front man Cillian Sheridan gives us an introduction into life in Cyrpus.
The Cavan native is a rare breed alright, flying the flag for Irish men playing professional football abroad, and his hilarious debut for the site has left us crying out for more.
Drawn in a Champions League group featuring giants of Europe, Ajax, Barcelona, and PSG, Sheridan gives us a witty behind-the-scenes insight into the special diet of a top footballer ahead of those massive games, some of the merchandise the elite can enjoy, and a fly-by glance of the Cyprus landscape.
All this whilst rocking an incredible beard.  All we need now is some tips how to grow the same.