What does it take to become one of the most exciting young strikers in the Premier League, with adoring fans and even parody Twitter accounts dedicated to your greatness?
Answer: play every football game ever released until your eyes bleed.
That seems to have worked for Romelu Lukaku, anyway.
The Everton forward hitman recently showed off his decade-spanning collection on Snapchat, and we’re very jealous.
Quick-thinking Corey Pellatt was able to grab the clip before it disappeared, so the big man’s stash can be admired by the internet forever.
Romelu Lukaku just made me relive my childhood in a matter of seconds. pic.twitter.com/kJlIqjAIaL
— Corey Pellatt (@CoreyPellatt) March 4, 2016