Good lord Juan Mata is an amazing human being.
If he isn’t busy doing things like this to set up winners for Manchester United
Then he’s off at a pitch showing off than not even being blindfolded can stop this man from hitting the back of the net.
None of your dizzy penalty nonsense for Juan Mata.
Instead he lines too line a ball up 20 metres from goal, stands up a few plastic men and he arcs it into the billowing net at his dead ease.
We can’t even do that with our eyes open.