So bloody laid back.
Jeremy Toulalon may look old enough to have a son playing professional football, but the silver haired centre midfielder is still just 31-years-old.
He’s been out on the training pitch recently with striker Valere Germain, giving the most laid back demonstration in how to score the perfect thunderbastard of a goal.
After teeing up Germain for a screamer of his own, the pair switched around, with Toulalon eager to prove he’s capable of finding the net, despite scoring just six goals in a career that started way back in 2001.
With Germain crossing in from the wing, Toulalon hit volley after volley past the hapless keeper, looking like he was ready to crack out a cigar and his slippers any second.
Not bad. Not bad at all.