Gary Lineker has long been the clean-cut, perma-tanned face of the BBC’s football coverage.
But the former Spurs and England man went rogue on the channel’s flagship Match of the Day programme.
Not even a little bit rogue either, he just went straight for the big guns and rocked out a bloody w*nking joke.
Lineker was listening to Alan Shearer take through the thrilling 3-3 clash between Manchester United and Newcastle at St James’ Park.
Shearer talked about how Chancel Mbemba had to make himself bigger with his hands late on in the game in an incident.
But Lineker just couldn’t help himself, the big kid, and replied, “Well, we’ve all done that with our hands”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39Jy1iXr8k
GARY!!!!!!!!! @GaryLineker
— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) January 13, 2016
Gary!!
— Elizabeth Ammon (@legsidelizzy) January 13, 2016
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Did Lineker just make a masturbation joke on #motd? Is nothing sacred?!
— Aaron Cox (@Aaron_Cox89) January 13, 2016
Lineker had to deploy the emergency wank joke to distract everyone from Shearer calling the rules of the game a 'farce'. #MOTD
— Sam Roberts 💚 (@SammyR21) January 13, 2016
Lawro says penis on Saturday, Lineker makes a wanking joke on Wednesday. Match of the Day's gone blue.
— Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) January 13, 2016
Gary Lineker and his sexual innuendos 😂
— Count it, and the foul (@alexstitches) January 13, 2016
Gary Lineker has been single for one day and has already made a wanking joke on Match Of The Day. https://t.co/NoKg5Fj6Im
— Stupid Pundits (@StupidPundits) January 14, 2016