The ball is centred, get at them!
There was no hanging around for the New York Red Bulls on Sunday evening who scored the dream FIFA goal after all of seven seconds after kickoff.
Philadelphia Union got the game underway and Mike Grella went charging at them like a man who’s been on a bad run with his PlayStation.
A classic miscued pass from the tippy-tappy gamer that we have no patience for is punished as the former Leeds United player nicks in and drives straight for goals.
One attack, one shot, one goal. The dream FIFA attack. Get the ball back in play and we’ll run straight for them again.
New York Red Bulls won 4-1 and the opening goal set a record as the fastest ever in the American league.
. @MikeGrella10 scores the fastest goal in MLS history! #NYvPHI http://t.co/JDsiSQRctF
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) October 18, 2015