Poor ol’ Danny Murphy got the Michael Owen/Phil Neville/Andy Townsend treatment as he sat in the commentary box for Liverpool’s 2-1 win over Wimbledon.
Joining us pitch-side tonight is Danny Murphy, taking another night off from trying to take over the world. pic.twitter.com/1FhW8uGm0p
— Football Burp (@FootballBurp) January 5, 2015
‘I think it’s an ankle Gary, I saw one yesterday.’ Wise words from Danny Murphy.
— Greg L (@Gregor31) January 5, 2015
Going to start a Just Giving page with the sole ambition to to raise enough money to have Danny Murphy killed.
— Liam Williams. (@__LWilliams) January 5, 2015
Danny Murphy and Michael Owen get on very well.
— Jim Boardman (@JimBoardman) January 5, 2015
“Means you’ve done something right if you’re being booed” who told you that Danny Murphy your mum?
— frawlzfans (@frawlzfans) January 5, 2015
Danny Murphy doesn’t know his arse from his elbow when it comes to commentary.
— Ste (@2Girls_1FACup) January 5, 2015
Ah Danny Murphy the bargain bin Mark Lawrenson.
— Jason Coyle (@JayCoyle) January 5, 2015
Danny Murphy has a touch of the ex-Liverpool pro syndrome. Utter drivel.
— Ryan (@RyanMcTrippy) January 5, 2015
Did Danny Murphy really just say that Martin Skrtel is “still the best, still the toughest”?
— PhantomGoal (@PhantomGoal) January 5, 2015
Has Danny Murphy been hypnotised into being a complete dickhead?
— Ian McCabe (@ianomccabe) January 5, 2015
Danny Murphy: “Maybe I should go!” The nation: “If you don’t mind.”
— Jim Boardman (@JimBoardman) January 5, 2015
Did Danny Murphy just refer to diagonal balls as ‘diags?’
— Elis James (@elisjames) January 5, 2015
“Play some diags” Danny ‘Football Hipster’ Murphy #Afcliv
— Paul (@OnePaulie) January 5, 2015
Danny Murphy just said ‘diags’ instead of ‘diagonals’, thus saving two syllables. The spiritual successor to Big Ron.
— Heart & Hand (@ibroxrocks) January 5, 2015
Danny Murphy makes me feel sick
— Luke.. (@luke_bwfc) January 5, 2015
Can anyone tell me what Danny Murphy is saying? His tongue is that far up Gerrards arse I can’t understand him.
— Jamie Collins (@JamieCollins22) January 5, 2015
danny murphy sounds like hes trying to convince himself this was a good game
— Bob Lawblaw (@Bob_Lawblaw) January 5, 2015
Some sort of temporary infection of the larynx for Danny Murphy around the weekend of the 4th Rd wouldn’t be the worst news.
— Nick Goff (@nickgoff79) January 5, 2015