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Published 14:42 13 Jun 2016 BST
Weak link: Playing Jan Verthongan and Toby Alderweireld, two of the Premier League's best central defenders out of position at full-back is the best we've got. If they are to have a successful tournament, it'll most likely be in spite of their tactically questionable coach Marc Wilmots.
What they hope will happen: Their golden generation will find some consistency and win the competition.
What will happen: Disjointed performances, redeemed by moments of individual brilliance before a quarter-final exit to Germany,
If they were a club side: Paris Saint-Germain. A squad packed full of individual quality who come up short when it counts and led by a tactically dubious coach.
Weak link: Graziano Pelle will start up front. Let's hope the game against Ireland isn't the one game in 12 when he scores.
What they hope will happen: They grind their way to the latter stages of the competition.
What will happen: They won't crash out in the group stages, as they did in the 2014 World Cup, but won't make the final, as they did in Euro 2012. A respectable last-eight appearance seems possible, despite their limitations.
If they were a club side: AC Milan. They used to have squad of household names, but are now a pale imitation of their past teams.
What they hope will happen: Beat Sweden, draw with Italy and get out of the group, thus exercising the demons of four years ago and taking their chances in the knock-out stages.
What will happen: We're optimists, so we're going to refer you to the above sentence.
If they were a club side: O'Neill's Leicester City in the late 1990s. Direct and hard working with a sprinkling of quality, they possess no star players, but have a great team spirit and are capable of causing an upset.
Weak link: Sweden's two man central midfield, featuring 33 year old Kim Kallstrom, could, and hopefully will, be overrun by Ireland's energetic midfield trio.
What they hope will happen: Zlatan's swansong sees them through the group stages and they go from there.
What will happen: A narrow loss to Ireland will be followed by a draw with Italy and a loss to Belgium.
If they were a club side: West Brom... If Zlatan played for West Brom.
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