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26th Apr 2015

SportsJOE’s one-word player ratings: Entertaining game turns sour as Chelsea park the bus

That took a turn for the worse

Conan Doherty

They flashed the Ferrari when they wanted, then they lumped the bus in its parking spot.

Jose Mourinho did not like the entertaining spectacle the first half this game threw up as two technically gifted sides went at each other.

So he closed up shop for the second period and saw out the draw that inches Chelsea closer to an inevitable title.

Arsenal

Arsenal v Chelsea - Premier League

David Ospina: Spear

Hector Bellerin: Bolt

Per Mertesacker: Friendly

Laurent Koscielny: Baller

Nacho Monreal: Smart

Francis Coquelin: Unnecessary

Aaron Ramsey: Inconsistent

Santi Cazorla: Balance

Alexis Sanchez: Attention

Olivier Giroud: Crowded

Mesut Ozil: Worried

Subs

Danny Welbeck: Uninspiring

Theo Walcott: Ego

Chelsea

Arsenal v Chelsea - Premier League

Thibaut Courtois: Sheltered

Branislav Ivanovic: Prisonerless

Gary Cahill: Relentless

John Terry: Celebrations

Cesar Azpilicueta: Calm

Cesc Fabregas: Conductor

Nemanja Matic: Drago

Ramires: Waste

William: Sanchez

Oscar: Torpedoed

Eden Hazard: Porn

Subs

Didier Drogba: Moleman

Kurt Zouman: Mourinho

Juan Cuadrado: Insulted

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Topics:

Arsenal,Chelsea