On the third day of Christmas your true love SportsJOE gives to you, a photoshop that will haunt your nightmares
If this is your first time experiencing our new regular Christmas feature, let me get you up to speed. For the 12 days preceding Christmas, we will be giving you a new sports-related photo edited to give it a Yuletide theme.
Our first effort was a (possibly unedited) pic of broadcasting stalwart, and Ireland’s most eligible bachelor, Marty Morrissey that is admittedly very disturbing. We took it easier on you yesterday with an Ulster rugby photo that didn’t make you shudder to your very core.
Well, today we’ve decided to go back to our first instincts and show you an image that will make you want to gouge out your eyeballs and shove them into your ears with disgust. We present to you, the weird, the wonderful Irish soccer team coaching duo, Roy Keane and Martin O’Neill aka Mr and Mrs Claus. Again, apologies for any subsequent counselling you may require after viewing this.