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07th Aug 2015

Some of the best and worst Fantasy Football names for the Premier League season ahead

Well played and not so well played

Conan Doherty

I look around and I see a lot of faces. Some creative. Some… not so creative.

If you give up on Fantasy Football like we do three weeks into the season, at least you always have a couple of witty names to run your eye over.

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We have over 2,000 poor souls already recruited into the league and we’ve been getting a good laugh at some of the team names registered. Some, genuine laughter. Some WTF laughter. Either way, we’re laughing.

Here’s a selection of our favourite and least favourite in no particular order:

Bacuna Matata
Game of Throw-ins
TheythinkitsallOzil
Wanyama’s in Pyjamas
Lallana’s in Pyjamas – pyjama party all round
Who ate all Depays
Tea and Busquets
Delph = Muppet – simple
Irish Bhoys FC
ABCDE FC
Teenage Ninja Skrtels
Benteketaka
We Kane do it – Christ
Flying Without Ings
Ings the Merciless
Lord of the Ings
Champs
Same Difference – is this an X Factor reference?
We are Leeds
Krul Runnings
Borussia Teeth
Father Ted Over 70s – it’s Craggy Island Over 75s… *shakes head*
Vatican City FC
An Ecumenical Mata
St. Pio
Shane
YNWA
De Gea Bar
Sons of Pitches
Murder on Zidane’s Floor
Slumdog Mignolet
Team Bring It – no, just no
FC Twente Bensons
HurriKane Cabaye
Baines on Toast
Tog Out Anyway
Rodallega Bombs

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