You know it’s happening. And we know it’s happening.
And you know that we know that they know that we all know it’s happening.
Wayne Rooney knows it’s happening.
It just hasn’t happened yet.
En route 66 👊🏿 route 66 #holidays #route66 pic.twitter.com/VwB5WzEedR
— Paul Pogba (@paulpogba) July 27, 2016
People are getting annoyed at this stage though.
Every day, tonnes of reports are reporting the same thing: that nothing has really happened yet.
Paul Pogba is even teasing us.
Pogba au parc d'attraction pour visite médical 👊🏿 Pogba medical in Universal Studios park #blabla #tweetcommelequipe pic.twitter.com/fRjEDtcAoj
— Paul Pogba (@paulpogba) July 30, 2016
And the Twitter world has gone into meltdown.
Announce Pogba @ManUtd
— mærk (@slimsisky) July 23, 2016
No-one wants a new shirt, they want a new player.
https://twitter.com/2wos_/status/756763707288514560
shut up and announce pogba
— FOREVRA RED 🏴 (@ElNinoMaraviIIa) August 1, 2016
It affects everyone.
https://twitter.com/Ankaman616/status/758705157693726720
Not even Bobby Charlton can get peace.
Announce Pogba
— Mikey (@_Cordisdie) July 30, 2016
It’s really getting out of hand.
@ManUtd for God's sake can you guys announce Pogba so that I can now die in peace!!!
— Bamile Liya 🇧🇼 (@liyabamile) August 1, 2016
But the good news is that there’s some new news. Sort of. Well, not really but there’s a new story.
Sky Sports are reporting that the Frenchman is preparing to fly to England.
At closer inspection though, the round-up of Pogba’s holiday ends with this sentence:
“Pogba was due to return to Miami after his weekend in Las Vegas, however it is unknown whether he then travels to Turin or flies straight to Manchester from the United States.”
In fairness, we’re all the same.
We’re all scrambling to break the news but the most difficult thing about that is that there is no news to break.
Not officially. But there are plenty of sources.
Announce Pogba already.
