It may be too late now, but there’s always next year lads.
Rangers are selling Valentines Day gifts, and they’re not going down the traditional route of flowers or chocolate. No, that’d be too obvious. The romantic sods are offering fans the chance to buy their significant other… a brick.
Yep, a brick.
The brick will form part of the club’s Ibrox stadium, and it’ll only cost you £50, and possibly your relationship
In addition to offering fans to ‘cement their love’, and to ‘make your love last forever this Valentine’s day’, the brick can be engraved with a personal inscription.
Fans are advised to call the ‘brick hotline’, but should note that purchase of the object does not mean you actually own it. The club say all profits will go to Rangers youth development programme, but the poor lads probably shouldn’t get your hopes up.
And anyone who actually buys their partner a brick, could end like this guy, all alone with their brick.
Hat-tip to The Mirror.
