For starters, it’s brown.
Secondly, it’s got random stripes of light blue placed horrendously through it.
Finally, it’s sh*t. No, it actually looks like sh*t.
You know the kind: the one that comes after a bad curry and a pint of Guinness.
Who’d have thought that different shades of brown wouldn’t work for a football top?
Well, FC Porto have gone for it – by God, they have gone for it – and unveiled this bad boy today. Emphasis on the bad.
#SemIgual. We know what you’re thinking, this must be #WorstJerseyEver but it actually isn’t. It’s even better.
Translated from Portuguese, sem igual means ‘like no other’.
They’ve definitely gotten that right anyway.
The #FCPorto 2015/16 New Balance away kit. #NBFootball pic.twitter.com/ZmcVf0RbUC
— FC Porto (@FCPorto) June 22, 2015
Not sure how many of these will sell, but here's the new Porto away shirt for 2015/16 by New Balance #FCP pic.twitter.com/XdduDJL3Y4
— Football Kit News (@footballkitnews) June 22, 2015
