Radamel Falcao remains intent on following Mario Balotelli’s example to a tee.
As if going from highly touted European prospect to Premier League flop wasn’t enough, the Colombian has gone and copied the footwear concept of his Liverpool counterpart.
Earlier this week we brought you these monstrosities that Balotelli had launched for kids to wear when they wander offside in their schoolboy games.
And Radamel Falcao has gone and followed suit as he has launched a line of tigerish boots for little nippers.
The new Puma evoSPEED Falcao will make sure that your kid won’t be missed as they’re pretty much brighter than the sun and they boast a design that pays homage to the Chelsea striker’s El Tigre nickname.
What next? A Wilshere boot with fake cigarette’s poking out of the tongues? A Terry boot with teammates’ wives’ phone numbers printed on it? A Cattermole boot with steel toe caps?
The possibilities are endless. The jokes, on the other hand, are sub-par.