There’s nothing particularly wrong with Chelsea’s leaked third kit for the 2016/17 season.
That being said, there is nothing memorable about it.
If it was a meal it would be your standard meat and potatoes, no seasoning, no sauce, not necessarily unpleasant, but it won’t be winning your restaurant any Michelin stars.
If it was a movie, it would be something like 2 Guns. Not terrible, not great, very watchable, but maybe you’d only stick it on the once and if it was on TV some night again and there was nothing else on, you’d give it a gander while focusing most of your attention on scrolling through your Facebook feed on your phone.
It’s white, it’s got blue accents, it’s fine, it’s grand.
It’s the type of present an out-of-touch distant relative might get you if they don’t know you that well. You’ll wear it once, then back in the wardrobe it goes for all of eternity.
