Is pissing in the shower equally as reprehensible an act as stepping into the washing area of a football dressing room without flip-flops?
It is according to Blyth Spartans, anyway.
The club, who play in the seventh tier of English football, sent a copy of their fines list to BBC journalist Dan Walker and it makes for entertaining viewing. The fines are actually pretty reasonable, although you should definitely have to pay more than £2 if you take a leak in the shower.
Big thanks to the lovely @Blyth_Spartans for sending a pressie: a signed copy of their legendary fines list pic.twitter.com/TyhOWab0ks
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 23, 2015
How much do you think someone would have to pay for sleeping with a team-mate’s partner? Going by their scale it would probably only cost you about £15.
