If England actually intend on donning this ensemble at Euro 2016, may God have mercy on them all.
The new England away kit for 2015/16 has apparently been leaked, but every football fan across the water will surely be hoping that this is one of the several thousand jersey leaks that turn out to be completely fabricated (pun most definitely intended).
The baby-blue/navy jersey features a delightfully disgusting rib cage-like pattern down the entire length of the front, and not one but, two, Nike ticks. One in the usual location on the right pectoral muscle and the other inexplicably on the collar.
“Grotesque” doesn’t do this monstrosity justice.
Hat-tip to Who Ate All the Pies
