Nailed it.
The Wall Street Journal is not somewhere we would have thought that Sepp Blatter would have popped up too often but the newspaper beloved of Gordon Gekko (ask your Da) and the likes has struck gold today with their best sporting Halloween costumes for children.
The newspaper does a list every year of the very best spooky and cringey costumes inspired by sporting scandals and this year your child could dress up as a variety of infamous sporting moments and people from the last 12 months.
How about Tom Brady and Deflategate
Or would you prefer this interactive costume of Usain Bolt about to be upended by a cameraman on a segway?
Or perhaps you want to go as classy and try to recreate one of the most famous sporting images of all time starring Sepp Blatter?
You can also try your luck as Marshawn Lynch or Jonathan Papelbon and Bryce Harper.
But we will definitely enlisting our little ones into the Sepp Blatter costume and will make sure he bribes his friends to stay away from the neighbours house with tons and tons of smarties.
Sepp Blatter Halloween costume. You know you have a PR issue when newspapers are suggesting this. (H/T @srubenfeld) pic.twitter.com/OYASf9Vqxr
— Richard Conway (@richard_conway) October 29, 2015
Best Halloween costume of the year: Sepp Blatter pic.twitter.com/KklhtrzttG
— Samuel Rubenfeld formed a union 🔥 (@srubenfeld) October 29, 2015