This is bloody sensational.
As if we couldn't be any more jealous of Robert Lewandowski, the Poland international has now gone and confirmed himself as a world record holder.
And typical of the man who has been hoovering up records all over the world over the last few month, he's not just gone and broken one record with his feats of goalscoring perfection.
Instead, today he's been awarded four Guinness World Records for his performance in the 5-1 win over Wolfsurg last month.
Lewandowski scored the fastest hat-trick, the fastest four-goal blitz , and fastest five-goal flurry of all time in the match.
Oh, and the most goals by a substitute too.
https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/671315470306443264
They weren't all tap ins either as we've helpfully included all five goals below to refresh your memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm_KXRjJIF8
