Warning: Never clach heads with Steven Caulker. It will not end well.
Nedum Onuoha is tough as barbed wire, but he must be in some pain after this cut suffered last night.
QPR suffered yet another defeat last night, this time at the hands of Arsenal, and they may have to do without this centre back for a game or two.
Onuoha came out the wrong side of a clash of heads with teammate Steven Caulker at Loftus Road last night, suffering a nasty cut just above his cheek.
As any good teammate is inclined to do, his misfortune was soon spread all over the internet, as Shaun Wright-Phillips posted this pic to his Kicca account, with the message: “Wish big chief all the best and it goes back to normal”.
It actually looks like he has a second pair of lips.
The best reaction of all goes to the man who inflicted the damage, Steven Caulker, who seems to be recoiling in the absolute horror upon seeing his handywork.