Monkey, check. Get a suit on him, check. Headphones, check. Blowing on a smoking pistol, obviously!
Liverpool left back Alberto Moreno got tremendously creative when it came to his latest piece of ink.
Moreno was pretty heavily tattooed already, with two sleeves making him an easily identifiable force on the left side of the Reds defence.
But the new work of art is perhaps his most bizarre yet as the Spaniard showed off this striking tribute to simian beauty on Tuesday afternoon.
It’s unique, we’ll give him that.