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Published 21:53 13 Apr 2015 BST
Updated 22:46 13 Apr 2015 BST
Simon Mignolet: Bored
Glen Johnson: Braindead
Dejan Lovren: Liability
Emre Can: Unfussed
Alberto Moreno: Busy
Jordan Henderson: Controlling
Joe Allen: Poacher
Lucas: Workmanlike
Jordan Ibe: Eager
Philippe Coutinho: Dumbledore
Raheem Sterling: £
Substitutes:
Fabio Borini- MIA
Rickie Lambert Passenger
Tim Krul: Firefighting
Ryan Taylor: Overworked
Daryl Janmaat: Clumsy
Mike Williamson: Indecisive
Jack Colback: Trier
Vurnon Anita: Anonymous
Mehdi Abeid: Spineless
Moussa Sissoko: Indiscipline
Remy Cabella: Wasteful
Gabriel Obertan: Balding
Ayoze Perez: Nuisance
Substitutes:
Jonas Gutierrez Heroic
Adam Armstrong Boyish
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