Not even Xabi Alonso can make lederhosen sexy in bizarre Bayern Munich squad pic

Poor Arturo Vidal...

If there is one man we feel sorry for in this wonderful/slightly weird squad pic by the Bayern Munich squad, then it is the former Juventus man. We know he likes a drink – his late night car crash at the Copa America was proof of that – so it can't be all bad, but the Chilean looks like how we felt when we had to get into a suit for our debs and stand beside the girl we awkwardly got our friend to ask for us in the summer of 1998. The pic is part of a sponsorship agreement we imagine the club have with one of the many, many beer brands based in Bavaria, but not everyone looks chuffed to be dressed top to toe in the traditional lederhosen. https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/636173884983787520 Look at the mug on Pep Guardiola... Maybe he's just annoyed he got caught on camera doing a little of nose ploughing in a club vine earlier in the shoot Whoops.