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21st Nov 2016

Manchester United fans want Seamus Coleman and they want him now – of course they do

Too f**king right

Conan Doherty

If ever a man was Manchester United-ready, that man was Seamus Coleman.

If ever a club was crying out for a Seamus Coleman, that club was Manchester United.

In the last three weeks alone, Jose Mourinho has had Matteo Darmian, Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia fill his right back slot. The latter of the three is a good, good player and he’s a solid defender and he’s not exactly a problem area in the team but United are not and never were a firefighting club.

They don’t bring in the best or develop the best only when it’s absolutely necessary. They just bring them in, end of. They just develop them and they let the players sort it out amongst themselves. They let the cream rise.

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Seamus Coleman has risen like a bloody tide and he has proven his worth.

Rob Redmond wrote a piece last week about why Coleman never got a transfer to an ‘elite club’ as he called it after the Donegal man was by far and away the best full back in England in the 2014/15 season. It beggars belief that someone like Moussa Sissoko can briefly light up a handful of games and then kick up enough of a stink to push through a £30m transfer in the very next window but someone like Coleman can play so well so consistently for so long and not really get sniffed at.

“He’s too busy doing his job,” the article reasoned.

What makes the Irish captain so great – his drive, his ruthless determination, his pure, fiery aggression – is also part of the reason that he hasn’t taken one last leap to the very top when we’ve seemingly been talking about it for the last two years.

Coleman is electrifying going forward. He’s sharp, he’s game, he’s as direct as they come and yet his defensive work is better, even if he’s still tarnished with the same brush that someone like Trapattoni might’ve used back in 2012 as an excuse not to bring him to the Euros.

He’s learned everything he’s needed to learn, he’s developed every part of his body that needed worked on and now that old head of his that simply does not accept being beaten is driving him to new levels. There’s not a footballer on the planet that can match Seamus Coleman’s passion.

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It drips out of him like sweat would pour off an ordinary man.

When he spoke after Ireland’s win in Austria, he spoke with steel. He spoke like a leader.

When he headed home Everton’s 89th minute equaliser against Swansea on Saturday, he headed with skill. He jumped like a leader.

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So his heroics brought him back to the forefront of people’s minds and his consistency has convinced Manchester United fans that they are tired of waiting. They want Seamus Coleman and nothing less.

They all know he’s good enough.

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He’s all over the radar.

Some of them have already started writing out their teams for next season.

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There’s only one man they want and he comes with the best attitude in the game.

He’s even being offered a lift.

Anything to stop them depressing themselves any further with the regret.

Make no mistake about it, Coleman could arrive at Old Trafford tomorrow and become a star.

As a defender and as a footballer, he’s got the ability and then some. As a character, he’s cut from the same unbreakable cloth as some of the finest Irish men to represent United were.

When someone needs digging out, he’ll do it.

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When someone needs encouraged, he’ll roar like a bloody lion.

When a manager drops his standards, Coleman will not accept it.

“He just set a few standards that should have happened in the previous campaign, by the players as well,” Coleman said of Ronald Koeman, discussing the Roberto Martinez era.

“Just timekeeping and that. Making sure that people are in on time and it’s just sharpened the place up all round.”

He’s already a player of Manchester United’s quality. He just doesn’t have the shirt yet.

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