What kind of sorcery is this?
Manchester United just recorded a 2-0 victory over Burnley and one pre-match tweet has scared the living shite out of us.
Anthony Martial opened the scoring at Turf Moor by stabbing home to finish off a lightning quick counter-attack in what was a classic United goal.
That was before Wayne Rooney marked his second Premier League start of 2017 by seeing his goalbound effort deflected in from former United defender Michael Keane, the centre-half who could be on his way back to Old Trafford this summer.
2-0 it finished.
Look at those three facts… Martial opening the scoring, a deflected Rooney effort going in and the game finishing 2-0.
Surely nobody could foresee that exact scenario playing out, right?
Wrong!
Twitter-user @SeriouslyAnder has proven himself a clairvoyant beyond any rational sense as he was somehow able to predict exactly how the game would play out.
Before a ball was kicked, the United supporter absolutely nailed the outcome of the tie and left us questioning everything we thought we knew about logic.
https://twitter.com/SeriouslyAnder/status/856133167513776128
Incredible, right?
We literally don’t know what else to say about the prediction other than to say we wholeheartedly welcome our new alien overlord to earth.
His followers were similarly spooked.
@SeriouslyAnder @NigerianHleb pic.twitter.com/kwns3WxAQx
— ?lad. (@ManLikeOx) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder @LukeLessUnited pic.twitter.com/vtPP2S6lex
— Sebastian (@Sebastian_MUFC) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder lottery numbers bro?
— Rowan (@PassLikeCairney) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder He lives in Australia. He’s already seen the game ?
— David Fowler (@Fozzwafc) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder @MagicalPogba I’m actually scared
— ?? (@EFC_Matty) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder I’m spooked
— ㅤ (@ffsAllen) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder Will I complete my Engineering by 2019?
— Rajat (@ScholesyLad) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder betting companies should pay you out for this. Wtf.
— Red Army 68′ ?? (@MUFC_RA) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder @OfficialRyy Unreal fam pic.twitter.com/1hamvbqPfa
— Rayaan Ahmed (@RanPotato) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder Next year’s gold cup and grand nation winner please mate .. oh and by what winning distance ?????
— Mike (@dutchingmarkets) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder @tolusaba You’re a wizard, Harry!
— Ziko ?? (@TheOnlyZiko) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder Asian match-fixer confirmed
— Miles Hackett (@miles_hackett) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder Come back from the future you nonce you’re cheating
— P?? (@PogbaEffect) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder @MartialisLife pic.twitter.com/YqoV7HNyQD
— Kevin O’Sullivan (@Him_Over_There) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder pic.twitter.com/EkQ9rHqzgO
— armi (@armitesfaye) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder This lad is a wizard. Some unreal prediction!
— DELE Afuwape (@AfuwapeOladele) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder When am I getting married fam? ?
— Herrera’s Pass ™ (@_wanangwa) April 23, 2017
@SeriouslyAnder pic.twitter.com/gFgwr8yDqA
— Papi (@FifunmiRex) April 23, 2017
