Ignore this advice at your peril
The arrival of Jordan Henderson on Twitter has, somewhat strangely, been on the cards for some time.
This is mainly because a real man who lives in the US of A and also happens to be called Jordan Henderson has for some time now been digitally swatting away Liverpool fans who demand he relinquish his username and hand it over to the gel-wearing, funny little skip loving Liverpool midfielder.
Well today Jordan took the plunge and signed up to Twitter with a fairly mundane first tweet.
Fortunately Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher was on hand to impart some words of wisdom.
Jordan would do well to pay attention.
.@JHenderson Welcome Jordan. Don't advertise or misspell anything, give an opinion, swear or take a selfie & you'll be fine.
— Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) February 18, 2015