Poor old Jack Grealish can’t catch a break.
Your team get a 4-0 chasing and all you want to do is go out and relax – drink a few beers, maybe a few vodkas and stick a bunch of giant sparklers in a cake – but it ends up all over the Daily Mail.
Again.
Seriously Jack, get some new friends that don’t film your every move and then sell them to the media, or worse, carelessly leave them online where pesky journalists can find them.
The alternative is to live a monk-like existence, which does not seem to be to the 20 year old’s liking.
In fairness, if you were playing for Aston Villa this season you would probably seek some release too.
Grealish and his buddies – including DJ Russke and on-loan forward Callum Robinson – went to the wonderfully named Manchester nightclub Panacea following the 4-0 defeat to Everton at Goodison Park.
The video appears to show one of their party inhaling something from a balloon, which may or may not be nitrous oxide. It could be helium, no?
Aston Villa's Jack Grealish enjoys boozy night out at Panacea: https://t.co/vpwV7cxLo7 via @YouTube
— C4buL (@aseplufianto) November 23, 2015
Grealish trained with his team-mates at Bodymoor Heath as normal on Monday, seemingly showing no ill-effects of the sort of night out 20-year-old footballers have enjoyed since 20 year old footballers have had disposable income.
However it only seems to be Grealish (and Raheem Sterling) who get to relive their nights out on newspaper websites the next day.
His former boss Tim Sherwood dismissed his fun and frolics in Spain during the summer but we’ve yet to see how Sherwood’s replacement Remi Garde will react to Grealish’s weekend shenanigans.