This may sound like utter bollocks, but it’s not.
Well, it is in a sense, actually.
The Male Cancer Awareness Charity need someone to dress up as a massive pair of nards at St Mary’s stadium in Southampton in order to raise awareness for testicular cancer.
It’s a non-paying gig, with the prestige of being an oversized pair of love spuds in a sports stadium being the main incentive for people to apply.
So, if you fancy playing the role of Mr Testicles for a few hours, check out the details in the tweet below.
We need a volunteer at #saintsfc stadium tomorrow to wear @MrTesticles please email laura@malecancer.org #saints pic.twitter.com/qDzLjtwB9s
— MCAC (@mcac_charity) November 12, 2015