We all have time for Atomic Kitten but come on, Kevin.
Our very own Zinedine Kilbane has had a colourful afternoon it would seem.
Either someone has stolen the keys to his Twitter account, he’s started drinking very early or he’s just telling us how he feels.
The Irish legend has been expressing some strange, unprompted opinions on social media that even started with a Barbra Streisand reference that looks to unfortunately have been deleted.
But they kept coming.
The Times’ George Caulkin has become a prime suspect. Nobody smells that good.
This could just have been a normal, innocent tweet. He is only saying what everyone else is thinking after all.
But his love of Kerry Katona and co could divide opinion. Divide opinion between Kilbane and everyone else in the world.
What’s most embarrassing is that not one soul even bothered to write back and call him on it. As if everyone has just thought, ‘Oh, well, that’s Kevin.’