Imagine being a world-famous footballer and wanting honest reactions to a new product launch.
Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the hardest-working men in the world when it comes to getting his name out there. Which is strange, considering there can’t be too many people who aren’t aware of him.
No, we’re not talking about the recently announced Cristiano Ronaldo Airport in Madeira.
We had this.
It's a real honour to open the CR7 Museum in my hometown Funchal. I'm very happy and excited. http://t.co/CamkHUI7jj pic.twitter.com/coibigFSn8
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 15, 2013
And this.
My CR7 Keyboard has new looks. Do you like them? Download the keyboard now here: https://t.co/8gBEskPNEo pic.twitter.com/QM0MgDY7nd
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 28, 2015
And who could forget this?
My CR7 Boys Underwear Competition is now live. I’ll meet the winner in Madrid! Show your support and participate here http://t.co/V5tA8dyHMg
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) October 9, 2013
His latest endorsement is altogether more refined, with the Euro 2016 winner announcing the unveiling of a luxury blanket range.
Don’t pretend you needed to ask whether his name was on there.
I’ve joined a new team, Elite Team. Visit https://t.co/CWhb9Do9DK to see my exclusive luxury blankets. pic.twitter.com/JEDtZBmfGz
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) July 27, 2016
We feel sorry for Cristiano, though.
After sending the tweet (and we can only assume he sent it himself, the perfectionist that he is), he will have wanted to find out how well-received the blanket range was amongst his fans.
And sure, he got a fair bit of praise.
wow nice
— MoH AmEd AbDAlH KeEm (@moh_abdeen11) July 27, 2016
THATS MY FAV COLOR COMBINATION♥️🙌🏻
— 𝔽𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕒 (@fatiimamalikk) July 27, 2016
As well as some constructive feedback.
ummmm could you lower the price.. I'm broke
— Tammy (@harryft_tammy) July 27, 2016
$130 for a blanket? Are you serious, Ronny?
— Paul Yandle (@PaulYandle) July 27, 2016
But mostly it was stuff like this.
I'd wrap you up in a blanket any day Cristiano
— eileen cumiskey (@eileencum55) July 27, 2016
I love you daddy
— мıcнαεʟα (@styIescircus) July 27, 2016
DADDY LETS GET IN A BLANKET
— H (@DeRealPresident) July 27, 2016
adopt me daddy
— cLo (@Clo12Lo) July 27, 2016
We’ll never fully understand the world of Ronaldo and Messi fans. And, quite frankly, we’re not sure we even want to.
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