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02nd Aug 2016

Arsenal fans get excited for nothing as star signing turns out to be elaborate hoax

It could still happen.

Kevin Beirne

With the new Premier League season just over a week away, fans of certain teams are starting to panic a little.

With Chelsea, Manchester United and Manchester City all upgrading at manager over the summer – not to mention adding players like Zlatan Ibrahimovic and N’Golo Kanté – there are a particular group of supporters who are more susceptible than ever to buy a little bullshit. A group so desperate for success that they’ll believe almost anything. A group who know nothing will change but allow themselves just enough hope to be disappointed every year.

If you haven’t figured it out by now, we’re talking about Arsenal fans.

Arsenal fans

Every summer the Gooners agonise over who their team will sign, reading far into every word uttered by either manager Arsene Wenger or any of their preferred targets. And you can’t really blame them for worrying, considering last summer saw them fail to add a single senior outfield player to their ranks.

But this year will be different, just like every other year. This is the one where Arsenal finally kick on and lose their underachievers tag.

So when pictures emerged on Twitter of Barcelona midfielder Arda Turan wearing an Arsenal training top apparently giving his first interview for Arsenal TV, fans started to get excited that they had snapped up a bargain.

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Having just been in Dublin for Barcelona’s International Champions Cup win over Celtic, it’s possible that the Turkish captain simply popped over to North London for a medical and to sign a contract.

But unfortunately for Arsenal fans, that doesn’t seem to be the case. As one eagle-eyed supporter pointed out, the photos show Turan wearing last season’s training gear.

And then it all started to fall apart from there.

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But at least the Arsenal fans were able to laugh at themselves for once.

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