Alexis Sanchez’s Instagram game is all just a little bit weird

Alexis Sanchez’s Instagram work is one of the most curious things on the internet. Certainly it stands alone, even in the often bizarre world of professional sports people on social media.

There’s the usual things you find on anyone’s Instagram like pictures of cute dogs

https://instagram.com/p/0DWpDTC6Z6/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the dog wearing funny clothes and a hat. It’s funny because it’s a dog. But he’s wearing things that normally humans would wear. And he doesn’t know the difference

https://instagram.com/p/0GyIW0i6Ty/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

https://instagram.com/p/zE6_fZi6WS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

But then it goes a bit weird

https://instagram.com/p/xeHTlni6Sk/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

There’s the vaguely sexually ambiguous gym shots

https://instagram.com/p/zwsvqii6c1/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the time he went on a yacht

https://instagram.com/p/qbvR5qC6SS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the one that would look good on his online dating profile

https://instagram.com/p/qKlX47C6fN/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And then there’s the high shorts

https://instagram.com/p/svCVqsi6dv/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

So many high shorts

https://instagram.com/p/qPSGTIC6dM/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And then there’s some motivational speeches

https://instagram.com/p/zyRhOGi6fi/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the time he went on holiday with his dog

https://instagram.com/p/htPTYDi6dy/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

There’s the occassional famous face or two

https://instagram.com/p/ywdl–i6QL/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

https://instagram.com/p/WzXYLqi6dV/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And more high shorts

https://instagram.com/p/css_HJC6Ze/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And more topless pics

https://instagram.com/p/0NDTLOi6XV/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

Not sure why he’s topless here

https://instagram.com/p/q0FoXtC6WQ/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And some shaving shots, obviously

https://instagram.com/p/zXNGaFC6X0/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

Did he ever tell you about the time he healed a horse?

https://instagram.com/p/m979LxC6U5/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

Or the time he auditioned for the Godfather?

https://instagram.com/p/o84fz3i6eK/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

But really he just loves dogs. That’s the real message here

https://instagram.com/p/0xuD-aC6Q4/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

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