Every club has them, the football equivalent to the Grim Reaper.
You know them too well, the signs that it’s not going to be your day. They come in the shape of a player, or a bad omen, or something telling and worrying on the pitch.
Liverpool are no strangers to any of these and the fans, by this stage, see the signs as if it was a banshee coming for them.
Here are the 10 phases that contribute to a bad day for the ‘Pool.
1. Someone talks Liverpool up as title contenders
Spoke to Bruce Grobbelaar about Klopp, ending the title drought and new #LFC No 1 Karius https://t.co/MOCdE3E8wf
— James Pearce (@JamesPearceLFC) November 11, 2016
And that’s enough to drive any fan mad.
this needs knocking on the head. We've played what, 11 games? This is just clickbait.
— Brian L (@B_S_L) November 11, 2016
2. Someone talks Dejan Lovren up as competent
Liverpool’s Brendan Rodgers praises Dejan Lovren for bouncing back http://t.co/T1pmxSFhY2 (Pic: Getty) pic.twitter.com/2UdoRLZJzU
— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) August 28, 2015
Then of course he gives the ball away in the corner against West Ham for no reason at all and hands them a goal.
How funny some headlines look in a day — Liverpool’s Brendan Rodgers praises Dejan Lovren for bouncing back http://t.co/nfkJ7bsgUB
— Neal Kimball (@redman2004) August 29, 2015
3. The team sheet drops
Either Lucas is playing centre back.
https://twitter.com/SooMuchMane/status/805395308448546816
Or Moreno is back.
https://twitter.com/ClassyAlonso/status/764824038300581888
4. The early kickoff is always a banana skin
Have #LFC ever not been 💩 in the early kick off game?
— Alan Gould (@alanjgould) October 1, 2016
5. And so is the team who hasn’t won in bloody ages
Palace haven't won since Dec. 19 & no other team but us would allow them to break their losing streak! Inconsistency at its finest! 😠🙈 #LFC
— Kerry ✈⚽️🌍 (@KerrySomewhere) March 6, 2016
Trust us to lose to a team that is on a losing streak 😧 #LFC
— 🏁TMC🏁 (@yoivan__) March 6, 2016
6. Moreno goes close
https://twitter.com/Tachie_1990/status/700433730612158464
Then he thinks he has a licence to keep bombing forward at any half opportunity and completely neglect any duties he might otherwise have at the other end.
Does Moreno realise he is a defender first?
— Ollie O'Boyle (@olliegaffer7) February 28, 2016
7. Someone talks Dejan Lovren up as competent
https://twitter.com/Euro16fr/status/771276907237158912
They only have themselves to blame for that, really.
Or not.
https://twitter.com/Robish13/status/805435227036381184
https://twitter.com/AndreasTimgren/status/805435708987080704
8. Steven Gerrard shows up in the stands
And Liverpool are told they could do with him.
https://twitter.com/DamienMarchant/status/802549317156253697
But, you know…
9. Philippe Coutinho gets injured
And all hope is lost.
https://twitter.com/jonnie13310/status/808014688869056517
How poor is our game without Coutinho? Dammit!
— Korddiri (@mychael_says) December 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/Flabiid/status/808012994676477952
10. It doesn’t matter because the ‘keeper will only compound the misery anyway
Either Karius.
https://twitter.com/DavidBurgan1/status/808000277332819968
Or Mignolet.
https://twitter.com/TheAlonsoRole/status/776859785861955584
Karius.
https://twitter.com/attenBRUH/status/807995844876062720
Or Mignolet.
What the fuck was Mignolet doing rolling the fucking ball out to Lucas?? The goalie is a clown
— XIJM (@trimmtraber) September 10, 2016
Karius.
https://twitter.com/FBA_95/status/807995732938649601
Or Mignolet.
https://twitter.com/oswaldgutenberg/status/776866487432798208
Or Karius.
https://twitter.com/Youngerweireld/status/805432100128223233